Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise were all awkward poses at the LA premiere of “Tropic Thunder.” Wasn’t Katie just in NYC the other day with Suri Claus? How did she get to LA so quickly? She must have access to some type of machine that gets you from one side of the country to the other. Those tricky Scientologists! They’re relentless with travel!

Seriously? Why won’t Katie ever show her busted teeth when someone takes a picture of her? She must be on the Olsen plan of smiling. I don’t mean to keep saying it, but isn’t Katie like 27 years old? She looks like she’s in her late 30’s early 40’s. I mean she looks good, well, good in a way like your aunt looks good when she goes to a wedding, but good nonetheless. She also looks like she’s on enough tranquilizers to stop a charging elephant.