Hi everyone! Meet Holly Montag/Montard. She’s the sister of Heidi Montard. She enjoys big white teeth that are a bit bucky beaver and sandals that lace up around her cankles. Holly also enjoys such activities as filming new scenes of The Hills with Lauren Conrad and never eating the sandwich that’s in front of her. Wanna date her? Well you better hurry up because she is relatively unknown right now, but come the end of August she will sadly be an overnight household name as she is set to appear in a few crapisodes of The Hills. Seriously, it’s like huge white teeth are a requirement for The Hills.

I’m looking forward to seeing Holly, I must admit. It’s going to be a nice reminder of what Heidi used to look like before all the plastic surgeries. Holly is totally looking like her mom, Darlene. I hope someone is left in Crested Butte to take care of that damn horse. I say put it to sleep, but that’s just me.