BREAKING NEWS: Hilary Duff has been officially banned from the ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…..to the Stars, game. When asked why the shocking ban, IBBB responded:

“ImBringingBloggingBack prides itself on truth, honesty, and easy access cameltoe. We saw a glimpse of cameltoe from Hilary Duff whilst she crossed the street after getting her hair did at the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills, but the evidence shows that she quickly tried to cover it up with her oversized bag that probably had an Olsen Slut stuffed in it. We will not stand for this complete disrespect for the celebrity cameltoe game. Nobody likes a liar, a cheat, or a cameltoe hider. “

Wow. IBBB means business. Also, it’s hard to speak in the narrative and the 3rd person. Anyway, sorry Duff…..no camels will be awarded to you. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

I immediately contacted Hilary for comment, but hung up the phone after I realized I don’t know her or have her phone number. Such is life.