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Oprah’s Going to Detoooooooox!
Oprah is going to be blogging (aka her staff will be logging into Oprah’s blog pretending to be Oprah) to let people know all the ups and downs of her diet. Blessed Mother Oprah of the Winfrey’s has said, “This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I’m willing to do to change. Don’t know if I’m going to feel better or worse, but I’m willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently.”
She still has a little time to get into bathing suit shape for John Travollllllllttttta!
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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jvon Said,
If this woman was any more self-aborbed she would collapse into a singularity.
Guess what, Oprah? None of us give a crap what you eat or don’t eat. Or I don’t, anyway — I think someone should open an investigation into what sort of brain damage you’ve given your viewers that they will willingly subject themselves to this idiocy.
