Lauren continued by saying, “I think if they were going to do a film of the Hills they would basically film it like we do the show and they would just edit it into a movie. It would be like a really long episode.”
Wow, thanks Lauren. “Yes” that would be like a really long episode as typical movies are not 22 minutes long. Regardless, I want in on this shit if it really goes down. I’m not joking, I’ll be that guy that holds that microphone thing over their heads while they talk that kinda looks like a dusty fur hat. Huh? Anyway, I better be involved somehow. Maybe I can be the guy who paints their teeth with white-out or something. Oh! Maybe I can make sure that Heidi’s chin doesn’t appear threatening on the big screen. Even better, maybe they’ll give me an actual role. I can either be the love child of Lisa Loveless and Heidi’s step dad (or horse) or perhaps I can impress them enough to be the lover of Lisa Loveless. Hmmm a Lisa Loveless Lover. Sounds good to me. Where do I sign?