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Mr Miyagi Alive and Well!
Posted by IBBB
Read More On: paris hilton
Looky eye, always looky eye! Mr. Miagi of Miyagi-do Karate is alive and kicking and is ready to apparently live the simple life with Paris Hilton. He may have taught Danileson how to do the crane technique, but he’s moving on to bigger and better things such as teaching Paris how to not squint one eye, how to talk in a normal voice that a 26-year old should be talking in, and how to look less like Martha Stewart. If Mr. Miyagi could help Daniel win a major karate match and even lead him to victory in Okinawa, then I’m sure Paris will be in top shape a well.
By the way, Paris is either with Mr. Miyagi or motherhood isn’t really agreeing with Nicole Richie. It’s hard to tell. Anyway, it’s been rumored for a little while that Paris has been having some quality time with some spiritual guru and apparently this is him. To be honest, I like my story that incorporates Mr Miyagi much better. Sweep the leg!
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Lindsay Said,
I don’t think that guy even remotely looks like Mr. Miyagi. I should know – I just watched KK2 YESTERDAY!
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Lauren Said,
you are fucking hysterical. your my fave!
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Anonymous Said,
That’s not Mr. Miagi, that’s some dirty hippie who is pimping his book. He looks like he doesn’t notice the camera (that must be the spiritual training at work), but watch what is in his hand facing the camera, and what’s on the dashboard…
We all know (presumably he does also) that no one can fix what is wrong with Paris Hilton.
