Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the past week and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- kimmy gibbler gave me an std (she gave me lice)
- bindi irwin does not look like either parent (funny how she looks like me though)
- “howard k stern” quagmire (giggity giggity giggity douche)
- a mud pie in carol bradys face (i bet cousin oliver has something to do with this!)
- a report card with all “f’s” on it (someone is getting the beating of their life)
- aretha is a monster (cookie monster)
- dakota fanning is a whore (so it bindi irwin)
- episode on full house where dj tanner bags school to get a signature (brilliant episode)
- ghetto pic of muppets with beer guns knives (Ernie? Why?)
- is tina turner beyonce’s mother (i think so, they look alike)
- i’m british this is my mail (do you have bad teeth too?)
- human aftertaste monster meth (uh, i’ll pass)
- nelly furtado wooden leg (kinky)
- one liners for jealous bitches who want all the attention (let me know how that goes)
- who the hell is heidi montag (exactly)
- is steve sanders spencer? (yes.)