Jan
29

Pam Anderson’s Son ‘At That Age’

Posted by IBBB

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It’s nice to see Pam Anderson Lee Rock Hep C Solomon out and about with her son and a bag and ball, perhaps a ball-bag. Regardless, this really got me to thinking, which never is a great thing. Pammy Pant’s son is now officially “at that age” where he’s slowly starting to discover that his mom has had a bit of a slutty-skanked-out past. I’m sure his “good friends” at school are bringing in vintage Playboy issues of Pam (which were probably bid on and purchased on eBay) just to torment poor Brandon. You figure that wouldn’t be so bad, but then you know the same kids are bringing in their portable DVD players and Pam Anderson/Tommy Lee sex tapes. Now that is exactly what all kids want to see. Enjoy watching mommy going to town on a boat with a dude with tattoos all over his body. I’m sure he’ll be beaming with pride, but at the same time he is rich from all his mothers sluttiness and money does make everything better. Everything. That and booze. Booze and money make everything better. Oh, and fame. Fame, booze, and money make everything better. Well, and a tan. A tan, fame, booze, and money make everything better. Good looks too. Good looks, a tan, fame, booze, and money make everything better.