Uh, sooooooooooieeeee! Being on stage with J Glow is like being on stage with a pig. I’m just kidding. Being on stage with Lupe Lopze (her mom) is like singing with a pig. That Lupe is a real slam-pig, or so I hear when I’m riding the 6. I have no idea what any of that means. The point is is that I want to hear Mariah and Saint Jennifer singing “Waiting for Tonight” and doing futuristic dance moves. Hell, I’d settle for them both singing Bailamos and/or insert popular Spanglish song from 1998 here ___________.

At this time J Glow has yet to comment on Mariah’s statement as she is still peacing the puzzle together of what exactly Marc Anthony is.

Anyway, let me settle this between these two once and for all. Mariah, don’t dance….ever. J Lo, don’t sing….ever. Mariah and J Lo, don’t act….ever…ever….ever again. Problem solved!

Mariah, J Lo, and a Pig Walk Into a Bar