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Ike Turner: Beating Bitches in Hell
Posted by IBBB
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Tip your pimp cup, Ike Turner has kicked the fur-lined bucket. Ike, who is likely beating up bitches in hell (shut yo’ mouth), passed away at his home at the age of 76. You may all remember Ike best as he was portrayed as a wife beating, drug addicted, musician. What you may not remember though is that Ike Turner also went to prison in 1989 for drugs. Oh, and he helped shape music as well. Whatever. As I am living a perfect life I can wish Ike well on his journey throughout the fiery pits of hell. I will be contacting him via my Ouija Board, so please let me know if you have questions for him.
When I tried to reach Tina Turner for comment I hung up the phone, as I realized that I don’t know her phone number or her for that matter. See you in hell Ike!
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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Anonymous Said,
I have a question for the “Ike”. Ask him if he happens to have the guest list for future visitors. Thanks!
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Anonymous Said,
I think you got it backwards IBBB…I think Ike is going to be the Bitch in hell getting slapped.
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Toni Said,
This is too funny. You are hilarious!!!
