Ah Terri Irwin. Terri, Terri, Terri. What’s going on? You good? Similar to a school boy trying to hide an “issue” with his math book, Terri is hiding a bit of her jungle outback cameltoe. Sure the jungle and the outback are two separate locations, but I don’t care. Regardless and/or irregardless, a little jungle outback cameltoe is peeking out from behind that book. Therefore, it’s time to play everyones favorite game, “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” I am awarding Terri Irwin 1 out of 5 camels. If only she was holding that book a little higher she would have been good for at least 2 camels. Maybe next time, Terri.

I am also awarding Terri one Koala Bear, as she is sporting some high waisted Mom Jeans and looking as sexy as all get out. Is Terri Irwin the new Marge Simpson? Does she have anything else to wear? I always see her with that same sexy khaki shirt on. We get it. Now put on something to highlight your rack. Also, it may be time to retire the stonewashed jeans. Take some scissors on that bowl-cut mullet and stop with the bench press for Christ sakes. Now get your ass back on the market. I hear Walter Cronkite is looking for someone. Give him a buzz.

Oh, and you’re welcome.

Terri Irwin Cameltoe and Mom Jeans