Breaking Paris Hilton News: Paris Hilton has now officially had everything in her mouth. What an accomplishment. After Paris’ trip to Shanghai for MTVs Style Gala she stopped by a restaurant to shove some more things down her throat. Paris was later quoted saying about Shanghai that the city “looks like the future.” Wow! It must be awesome to see what the future looks like. Does the future have underwear and celebrity sex tapes? Nevermind, don’t ruin it for me. I’ll just wait it out.

No word if Paris was also in China to help pick out Britney’s Chinese twins.