Product # 3 – Awesome! A stink machine! Are you such a showoff that you need to show all of your shoes to anyone who cares to look? Do you feel like your bedroom should resemble a department store or the 99 cent store for that matter? Well worry no more because now you can place all your shoes on your very own stink machine. Harriet is so helpful! She even drew an arrow around this stink machine to let us know that is spins. Oooh La La! Fancy. Is this a stink machine from Milan? Seriously, who needs this? What ever happened to the good old days of keeping your shoes in the….wait for it….wait for it….wait for it….closet. How about under your bed? And what kind of shoes are on that stink machine? Really? These are the best you could come up with? They look like their a size 13 and a nun would wear them. Classy.
Product # 4 – So this many people like tractors huh? So this many people like tools huh? Hmm. Huh. Hmmm. Ok, well let’s make some socks to cater to this huge tractor loving tool using demographic. It makes no difference that these socks don’t match and that the “funny” sayings are on the bottom of the foot, but just think of laughs you’ll get when you take off your shoes, sit down, lift up your legs, and arch your foot to show your friends! They’ ll respond by saying things such as, “Wow Jeb, you really like tools!” And other statements such as, “Gee wiz Billy Bob your tractor must feel really honored you’re wearing a sock that talks about tractors and such.” No joke, whatever land that the people live in who wear these would be my personal hell. As a sidenote, I really like Chicken Parmigian subs. Where are the socks that discuss that topic? Way to discriminate Harriet! Thanks for nothing. It’s like you don’t know me at all.
