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Why Won’t She Just Shave Them?
I just don’t get it. Shave ‘em. Wax ‘em. Nair ‘em. Veet ‘em. Do whatever it takes so that I am more comfortable. For me, Alyssa Milano’s hairy arms are a national phenomenon (not to be confused with a national treasure, that’s me). Alyssa will be hitting up the cover of Detail Magazine for November and, of course, she has to show off her ape arms. First I think she’s looking all sexy drinking out of a straw, but then when I look at her arms I start to think about some of those stray hairs floating around in her water. Then you know she’d totally ask me if I wanted a sip. What am I to say? No? I could never. So now I’m forced to drink Alyssa Milano’s hairy water. Wait, where was I?
Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!
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BARNEY MISTO Said,
heres the revelation of the year,women are supposed to have hair on there body,elderly women and children do not usuually have hair.So i suggest you hang out with females who have stared puberty and you will be surprised as to what you find.
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BARNEY MISTO Said,
heres the revelation of the year,women are supposed to have hair on there body,elderly women and children do not usuually have hair.So i suggest you hang out with females who have stared puberty and you will be surprised as to what you find.You and so many other little boys pretending to be men havbe become so used to the image of the hairlesss female is it no wonder that the rates of child abuse continue to hit record numbers.Meditate deeply little boy on what i have said.
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eric Said,
I agree with the author. I wish alyssa would do something about the
forearm hair. Beautiful women should be smooth, except for the top
of their head, and possibly their cooch. (Smooth is good, or a nice V
or landing strip.)That being said, I’d still do her. If Alyssa asked me to hit it I’d move
so fast my shadow would have trouble keeping up. I’m just saying
for those who haven’t spanked it to Embrace of the Vampire and
may be on the fence, they’d like her arms smooth! -
luvherarms Said,
I happen to adore her arms natural, as they were meant to be. You hairphobic child-lovers have plenty of fake Barbie dolls to drool after elsewhere. Leave a real woman alone. She looks hot with her gorgeous arms.
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lynn Said,
It’s sad how obsessed you are over something that has nothing to do with you and is none of your business/concern. If she cared what anyone else thought, she would get rid of it.
Do you think she gives a shit what sad, lonely regular folks think.You are a fucking loser.
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Andy Said,
tough shit if you don’t like her hairy arms!
