Sep
21
21
Jessica Simpson Drunk. Perfect!
Posted by IBBB
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Jessica Simpson is drunk and slutty. This officially makes Jessica the perfect girl and, perhaps, the perfect human. Yes, it does. This makes Jessica smarter, funnier, more talented, a better singer, a better actress, and a better person overall. I’m not kidding, I truly believe this.
Jessica was filming scenes for her latest movie “Major Movie Star.” I say someone hand this chick an Oscar. I’m not kidding, give it to her. Hell, if she’s playing a drunken movie star and ends up flashing her “gentlemen greeter” I’d give her the Nobel Prize.
I like ‘em drunk, skanky, falling down, and sleeping on the street. I don’t like them will gunk in their eye though. Just sayin…
