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Nicole Richie Got Bored. Yeah That’s It.
For whatever reason the interview with Nicole Richie conducted by Diane Sawyer needs to be in three parts. Clearly, the brilliance that comes out of Nicole’s mouth can’t be captured in just one segment. Regardless, we get to learn a lot about Nicole (insert sarcasm here) which is great! Nicole basically says that she was just bored and that’s what lead to her drug issues. Nicole did a lot of cocaine, which explains her current mental retardation. You know what I did one time when I was bored? I took a nap. Another time I was bored I read a book, which led to a nap. At no point was I sitting around bored and thinking “Hmmm, I should hit the streets and go find some coke.”











