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Jun
26

Brooke Hogan Split Her Pants

Financial times must be tight for singer (??) Brooke Hogan as she could only afford certain portions of her pants. Luckily for us, the “ass” and “crotchal” regions we too expensive for Brooke to buy, so she is flashing both sides for her fan(s). Either that or her fat ass busted the seams. It’s a tough call, a real tough call. You know, I feel like Brooke is really on the right track though because my motto is when your career isn’t going where you want it go, simply go straight to skank. Not enough album sales? Go to skank. Didn’t get that promotion you went for? Go to skank. Just lost the Oscar? Go to skank. Drinking a bit too much? Definitely go to skank. You’re the daughter of an overly orange Hulk Hogan? Go to skank.

Oh by the way, Brooke was “singing” at a Kiss 95.1 FM radio show in Charlotte, North Carolina…where I believe this may be the uniform of the locals? What? I jest.

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Craptastic Thoughts from IBBB Readers!

  1. Anonymous Said,

    That is the second set of pix I’ve seen of her wearing those hideous things. I guess she’s too broke to afford a personal stylist or at the very least a mirror. FYI, I’m from NC & I wouldnt be caught dead in those things.

  2. The Sexy Pancake Said,

    Maybe she’s just to broke to afford the other nine tenths of her pants?

  3. Anonymous Said,

    broke! hogan …. c’mon .. she can do better … can she??

    i lost hope

  4. Anonymous Said,

    What is Hulk thinking letting her wear that?!! Mind you, he’s been wrestling for years in his skimpy undies, maybe it runs in the family!

  5. Tawny Said,

    I feel bad for her. she’s just so clueless when it comes to fashion…and just about everything else.

  6. Anonymous Said,

    She looks like a fat cheap hooker!

  7. Anonymous Said,

    Hey, its not a crime to be a spoiled, talentless, idiot. Now, a talentless, spoiled, idiot totalling the car daddy gave him while racing and turning his “friend” into a vegetable..Thats a crime!

  8. Anonymous Said,

    Brook ur a cute girl but those pants are tacky…

  9. Anonymous Said,

    I am sorry but for those of you that think she is fat, you need to get a clue. Thay body is great and she has a kick a$$ body. You are a booger eating brokeback redneck. I would give my left testicle to have that lying next to me every night. Get over yourselves.

  10. Anonymous Said,

    Brook Hogan is one girl who has done a lot for herself considering her age. Why mock her for what she wears? At least she has the courage to try new things..its sad how you can sit there and mock her for that, its not her fault your to scared to try new things. What other 16/17 do you know who finances her own music career? and doing so well for herself..yeh you can say she wouldn’t have got this far if it wasn’t for her Dad but all her dad did was support her..it was Brook who went out and did it for herself and got as far as she did by herself. “BROOK IS JUST A DITSY BLONDE”..not true. She far more intelligent than people say she isn’t..for good reasons explained before..managing her own show finances and what not…i would like to see any of you who are 16/17 manage putting together your owns shows, transport, music, dancers, hotels, tickets, places to show..ect. She is also a good role model for girls because so many famous singers and like horribly skinny and stick thin as where Brook has lovely amazing curves which she loves and she makes them work by what she wears…she represents what a real persons body should look like..that you shouldn’t be ashamed of you curves, So many girls look upto her because of that. So before you bullshitting and bad mouthing Brook just think about all the brilliant and amazing things she has done that you will probably never dare or be capable to do.

  11. Anonymous Said,

    She is not fat at all. I can’t believe the person who said that. She has a great curvy figure and whoever said that is probably just jealous and fat or ugly themselves. Its one thing to criticise what she is wearing, but to criticise her weight? Leave the girl alone!