For the love of all that is holy and good in this world! Celebrity Babylon is claiming that this is the one and only American Idol winner, Fantasia Barrino. Oh and in case you’re wondering, “yes” she is taking a cell phone pic of her ass and “no” those aren’t pants she’s wearing. The next picture shows, what I can only assume is, Fantasia falling in the bathroom and accidentally taking a picture of her big old Color Purple. That’s very motherly of her. Oh, and by the way feel free to pour bleach directly into your eyes and then into your keyword…in that particular order.

Personally, I don’t think it’s Fantasia. Without a doubt it’s Dudley from Different Strokes (Arnold’s buddy that got “diddled” in season 3). Seriously look again. It’s Dudley. I hope this becomes the cover of her next album. I mean, it will have to be one of the album covers that you have to unfold three times in order to see the whole picture, but you still get to see it. Is it possible that her ass needs braces too? What? Just asking.