Seriously dude, let’s give it a rest. The father of the Malawain boy that Madonna is adopting, whom I just call “boy’s father” (Click Here for More on “Boy’s Father”) is out in the spotlight again asking up tons of questions to Madonna.

Basically, Boy’s Father wants to see how is son is doing with Madonna, but doesn’t have her phone number, mailing address, or any other means to get in touch with her. Oh, and as a side note, Boy’s Father made this statement after the Malawai Daily Times newspaper paid him $788 for his comments. I would have told them “no deal.” Actually, who am I kidding? I totally would have taken the physical challenge or better yet I would have gone with Whoopi for the block. There were endless options.

Dude, your son is doing fine. Actually, he’s doing better than fine. He’s also doing better than more than 96% of all Americans. He’s living like a king. He has like 16 maids, 10 chefs, and like $1 billion to play with when his own personal sized fully working toy train gets boring. Oh, and he is really liking not living in a tent…I would assume. But I mean, life is kinda tough for him too. He’s going to have to compete with other celebrity kids soon such as “The Shiloh” and “The Suri.” Oh, and his accent is going to be all jacked up because he’s from Malawai and currently lives in London where he will be surrounded by British people and his mom who has some type of an American-British accent. Other than those two things, he is doing kick-ass. So, if you really want to find out how he’s doing just shoot me an email and I can set you straight. If you want to talk with Madonna directly just set up a Myspace account. She must be on there right? In the meantime, take care Boy’s Father.

Luke-Warm Regards,

Pasquale