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Teen Mom Season Finale: When Baby Goop Turns the Tables on Farrah

Well folks we finally made it.  It's the end of the first season of Teen Mom OG (the "OG" of course standing for "Oh God Why Are There so Many Commercials?!"  The "WTASMC" are all silent).  Because it's the season finale everything was wrapped up really well.  Spoiler Alert:  The whole season was just one long dream that Butch had in prison.  #IWish More:  10 Tiny Houses You Have to See! I'm … [Read the Rest...]

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Teen Mom Recap: Fat Shaming and Busted Knuckles and Tomato Sauce Sales…Oh My!

You know who has a loving aura around her?  Farrah.  Between her sweet-as-pie face and the way she honors her mother on a regular basis, well, I hope we all have 10 … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: So Amber Got Engaged or Whatever

Are we already almost done with the season because it seems like they packed 25 things into this one episode...and by that I mean, Amber went from 0 to 60 mph in 2.2 … [Read More...]

Yesterday’s Trash

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Teen Mom Recap: The One Where Amber Stars in “Good Will Hunting 2″

I don't want to oversell this, but this is probably the best episode of Teen Mom since the one where we watched Debra pick up trash on the side of the highway with a trashclaw sporting one of those bright orange reflector vests like she was part of a … [Read More...]

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Gary the Hairy Fairy and the Case of Farrah’s First Ugly Cry

Is it just me or is Teen Mom on for an hour, but there are about 46 minutes of commercials?  It's like we watch Amber curled up on the couch looking out the window and then they go to commercial.  Then they come back and Catelynn is laying on her … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: The One Where Leah Learns Her Sister is an Accident

I wanted to title this one "The One Where Everyone is Pregnant" but I just figured that was a given since if it's one thing we've learned from 25 years of Teen Mom episodes it's that when doing naughty boom boom feels good, the hell with protection! … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom OG Recap: Amber Tours the Country As Gary Reclines

> Follow Me on Twitter & Facebook to Continue the Teen Mom Conversation! < Well hello my good people of Teen Mom.  So we meet again.  This week is filled with a lot of action packed adventure and hijinx!  I'm kidding. It is, of course, … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom OG Recap: Meet Gary the Tickle Monster

>> Follow Me on Twitter & Facebook to Continue the Teen Mom Conversation! << I know I've said that Gary and Amber were basically the Roseanne and Dan Connor of our generation and, well, they basically do live in Lanford, but as time … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom OG Recap: Presenting 6″ Eyelash Portwood

I missed the live Tweeting of Teen Mom last night since I was flying the friendly skies and getting back from a much needed vacation. But if it's one thing I do know (besides Spanish now) it's that nothing brings the country back together quite like … [Read More...]

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RHOBH Recap: Table Flip 2.0

Was anyone else as psyched as me to get to this episode finally?!  If you answered "yes" then I look forward to seeing you in the losers meeting this coming Friday.  Say hello.  Anygarb, this week we continue on with Yolander's childhood tour in … [Read More...]

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RHOBH Recap: The Pointless Scavenger Hunt to Amsterdam

I'm not going to lie.  I barely understood what this episode was about.  I feel like the producers drank an entire bottle of bourbon and then just started piecing scenes and ideas together.  I want to meet the person who was in the pitch meeting and … [Read More...]

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RHOBH Recap: Real Housewives of the Stranger at the Pentagon

Is it wrong to say that even though Kim may be on a substance...or off a substance...or even under a substance...she still looks good. In fact, I'd wager a bet to say that this is the best she's looked since this pesky little show started. … [Read More...]

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#RHOBH Recap: The Lurker in the Garage

As long as there's a chance that Kim is doing dismounts off her wagon, I'll be here to recap this junk again.  As soon as she goes on the straight and narrow I'll reevaluate my life in its entirety.  This week we continue on with the poker fight from … [Read More...]

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RHOBH Recap: Kim is Ornery…Ornery Sauced.

Well look at us.  Back together.  For the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Now I haven't recapped a RHOBH episode in a while as I had a firm stance on the show not being worth while anymore once Kim sobered up.  Personally, I feel like a life of … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Case of the Miami Bachelorette Party and NYPD Blue Ass Shots

Everyone make sure your have a direct line to your local clinic because it's time for Scheanna's bachelorette party in Miami!  Super original.  The only cliche missing from this trip was a stopover at Planet Hollywood for a sampling of Demi Moore's … [Read More...]