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Teen Mom 2 Recap: 30 Things You Missed Last Night

I'm ready to talk about non-teenage mothers in 4 minutes. #TeenMom #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 When Adam's in jail, drag racing takes on a whooooole new meaning #TeenMom #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 Chelsea is morphing into a Fraggle right before my very eyes #TeenMom #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 Jenelle has more friends...or is it more … [Read the Rest...]

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Teen Mom 2: Suzi is BACK and Could Most Likely Go for a Sixer of Zima

Suzi is BACK this episode and I'm at exactly 4,000 followers. This is like when Jesus turned water into Zima Lite #TeenMom2 # MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) August 21, … [Read More...]

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RHONJ Recap: From Chicken Coops to Dunkin Donuts Shaming

If it’s one thing we can all relate to, it’s never humiliate someone enough that they’re embarrassed to show their spray-tanned face at the local Dunkin Donuts.  For … [Read More...]

Yesterday’s Trash


Teen Mom 2: Leah is Almost Off Hard Drugs and 40 Other Tweets

Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in 15 minutes Retweet everything I write or the #terrorists win!— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014 I missed last week, but think I'm all caught up...Leah is addicted to Tums, right? #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) … [Read More...]


Watch: Chrissy Teigen Drunk at the Dodgers Game is the Best Thing You’ll See Today

Whether she was drunk or not (hopefully yes?) Chrissy Teigen has won the Internet today because she was a brilliant mess when tossing out the first pitch at the Dodgers game last night.  A lot of people (read: sex spam bots on Myspace) are claiming … [Read More...]


RHONJ Recap: The One Where Everyone Dresses Like Sluts and Pulls Hair

Well I'm officially back from vacation and am trying to remember how to type and form sentences so bear/bare/beer with me whilst I recover from numbing my brain with sun and booze.  Also, by the time I got back to my apartment my DVR was on fire. … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2 Recap: Nathan Drunk & Slurring is LIFE…and 44 Best Tweets of the Night

Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in under 1 hour. Let's tee-off on some white-trash-with-new-money! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014 Annnnnd well there's Nana Sandy! I's hears yous ain't goin' to school todays cuz yous hurtin'? #TeenMom2 … [Read More...]


The One Thing You Missed from Teen Mom 2 Last Night

  ...Barb assaulting a random little boy with a slide and then laughing it off.  Whoopsie doops! Check out the 44 Best Tweets from last night's crapisode of Teen Mom 2 right here.  … [Read More...]


Real Housewives of NYC: You Put Your Left Leg In, You Throw Your Left Leg Out…

Sure I took a break from recapping RHONY, but that doesn't mean I wasn't watching.  I tuned in week after week (after week, after week) to see if this was the episode where Aviva unvelcro'd her leg and threw it onto the floor.  Each week I was … [Read More...]


RHONJ Recap: Christmas Before Prison Never Been Sicker

We're celebrating the Christmas season (and no other religious celebration) in New Jersey this week.  Truth be told, every day is like Christmas when you're in New Jersey.  I mean, I just hear that.  I will, of course, never set foot in that state as … [Read More...]


48 Things You Need To Know from the Teen Mom 2 Season Premiere

Seems like the perfect night to live-tweet a little #TeenMom2. See you in 10!— IBBB (@ibbb) July 17, 2014 Welcome to the new season of #TeenMom2. There is no mathematical formula to know which baby Jenelle is on #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB … [Read More...]


Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Jersey is the New Black

What seems like the amount of time it takes for Mad Men to come back on the air, RHONJ is finally back!  And the first thing I want to know is the same as what everyone else wants to know.  Where can we get Kathy's cannoli?  I jest.  We won't be … [Read More...]


Catfish Recap: With Special Guests Oprah and Gayle!

What the hell happened on Catfish last night?  First off, why the hell was it on Tuesday?  And 17th of all, I honestly feel like I would have to watch it 11 more times before I actually understood what happened.  Unless they're going to start drawing … [Read More...]


Catfish Recap: 20 Things You Need to Know About Jeff, Megan, Brandy and Popeye

1.  Our contestant, Jeff, is from the part of Florida where pro sports players and the common man are allowed to kill people: Jeff is a sailor and met his online love, Megan, when she "accidentally" friended him on Facebook.  Oops!  Also, can people … [Read More...]


The Best Final Jeopardy Response I’ve Seen in a While

Last night on "The Jeopardy" as I like to call it we got to meet Ari, a contestant who apparently is also a comedy writer of sorts.  This really gives me hope that one day I can appear on Jeopardy (Teen version only) and win tens of dollars and/or a … [Read More...]