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RHOBH Recap: Kim is Ornery…Ornery Sauced.

Well look at us.  Back together.  For the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Now I haven't recapped a RHOBH episode in a while as I had a firm stance on the show not being worth while anymore once Kim sobered up.  Personally, I feel like a life of sobriety is one lacking bad decisions and, therefore, should truly be called into question.  However, my friends (oh yeah), I have decided to dust off … [Read the Rest...]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Case of the Miami Bachelorette Party and NYPD Blue Ass Shots

Everyone make sure your have a direct line to your local clinic because it's time for Scheanna's bachelorette party in Miami!  Super original.  The only cliche … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Second Verse Same as the First

It's another week of The Hills Reunion and I couldn't be happier.  Eh, I could be happier if Elodie Otto stopped on by to knock some sense into these chumps like she … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules: Katie’s Motorboating Her Way Into America’s Heart

Some people ask me how I can watch Vanderpump Rules every week.  I usually reply with any of the following: You don’t know me! I don’t go to your job at Fashion Bug and knock the clearance rack outta your hands Because the Pilgrims fought … [Read More...]

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: It’s 2014. Stop Calling it a “White Party”

Thanks to all who joined me for a little live-tweeting of the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  And a special thank you to Andy Cohen who retweeted me during said event.  And by "Andy Cohen" I of course mean "his assistant who … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: When Everyone Gets Suspended Over Sangria

Therapy Looks Fun:  There's so much going on in this episode and by that I really mean that Kristen continues her long march towards continuous self destruction.  Before we get to that, however, watching Jax go to "therapy" reminds me of the pain we … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules: Tom’s Apology Video Made Me Deny Citizenship

*Picture Chosen on Purpose The "I'm Embarrassed For You" Fight:  This was one high-hat and 808 from turning into a breakdance fight.  I'm surprised there weren't toy knives and leather jackets with spikes on the shoulder pads.  Luckily, Tom was … [Read More...]

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Holiday Palooza 2014!

  Well happy holidays!  As many of you know by now I've been working on a new project (in addition to IBBB...I'll never leave) with 2 other folks called Brostrick.com.  We cover a wide (w-i-d-e) variety of topics like fun viral news stories, … [Read More...]

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12 Things We Must Discuss From the Vanderpump Rules Premiere

Vanderpump Rules is back! I don't care how much of it is fake and how much of it is real because, to me it's pretty much like a continuation of The Hills, but with the innocence of Laguna Beach.  Also, I don't know what that means.  Either way, if … [Read More...]

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Presenting: Gia’s Music Video (aka This Ain’t Endin’ Well)

In "I can't" news, Gia (z-snap) has officially launched her music career. Apparently she's part of a girl group called 3KT. Technically I think it should be called "3 Gia's Gyratin'" but that's just me spitballing some ideas at this point. It could … [Read More...]

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Teresa and Joe’s Sentencing…as Told by RHONJ Teresa Gifs!

1. When I woke up and remembered sentencing started at 10am, I opened up every piece of social media and was like... 2.  And then I waited...and waited.  And then waited some more.  Then I waited again and was like... 3.  Then I read the … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Recap: Who Wins Jace?

Teen Mom season finale time! Drink every time Jace flinches at the sound of voices. #TeenMom #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) October 2, 2014 Vee and Jo should keep talking so Issac can finish climbing that tree by himself and hijinks can ensue … [Read More...]

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Everything You Need to Know About the Ebola Virus…As Told By Oprah Gifs

Welcome to the United States...we have ebola! There's a lot I've been hearing about this insane virus, so what better way for us to really get our mind around this "craze" than with Oprah Gifs? Here are the stages of how I processed this ebola … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: Guess Who from Teen Mom Joined My Live-Tweet Recap?

I may or may not be drunk live tweeting Teen Mom. Join me? #TeenMom #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014 Even though Jenelle is due any day I think she can still fit in one last abortion! #TeenMom #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Everyone Has Roid Rage

Almost time for Jenelle's baby shower. I'm guessing sliced Walmart deli meat, kool-aid and regret. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014 RT if you're following along with the IBBB live tweet. RT twice if that made … [Read More...]