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RHOBH Recap: The Pointless Scavenger Hunt to Amsterdam

I'm not going to lie.  I barely understood what this episode was about.  I feel like the producers drank an entire bottle of bourbon and then just started piecing scenes and ideas together.  I want to meet the person who was in the pitch meeting and was like, "So we'll air, like, 35 minutes of the women running through Beverly Hills on a scavenger hunt...and everyone will love it."  I figured it … [Read the Rest...]

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RHOBH Recap: Real Housewives of the Stranger at the Pentagon

Is it wrong to say that even though Kim may be on a substance...or off a substance...or even under a substance...she still looks good. In fact, I'd wager a bet to … [Read More...]

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#RHOBH Recap: The Lurker in the Garage

As long as there's a chance that Kim is doing dismounts off her wagon, I'll be here to recap this junk again.  As soon as she goes on the straight and narrow I'll … [Read More...]

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RHOBH Recap: Kim is Ornery…Ornery Sauced.

Well look at us.  Back together.  For the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Now I haven't recapped a RHOBH episode in a while as I had a firm stance on the show not being worth while anymore once Kim sobered up.  Personally, I feel like a life of … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Case of the Miami Bachelorette Party and NYPD Blue Ass Shots

Everyone make sure your have a direct line to your local clinic because it's time for Scheanna's bachelorette party in Miami!  Super original.  The only cliche missing from this trip was a stopover at Planet Hollywood for a sampling of Demi Moore's … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Second Verse Same as the First

It's another week of The Hills Reunion and I couldn't be happier.  Eh, I could be happier if Elodie Otto stopped on by to knock some sense into these chumps like she did with Heidi circa 2008, but I digress.  This week all the guys will be playing … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules: Katie’s Motorboating Her Way Into America’s Heart

Some people ask me how I can watch Vanderpump Rules every week.  I usually reply with any of the following: You don’t know me! I don’t go to your job at Fashion Bug and knock the clearance rack outta your hands Because the Pilgrims fought … [Read More...]

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: It’s 2014. Stop Calling it a “White Party”

Thanks to all who joined me for a little live-tweeting of the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  And a special thank you to Andy Cohen who retweeted me during said event.  And by "Andy Cohen" I of course mean "his assistant who … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: When Everyone Gets Suspended Over Sangria

Therapy Looks Fun:  There's so much going on in this episode and by that I really mean that Kristen continues her long march towards continuous self destruction.  Before we get to that, however, watching Jax go to "therapy" reminds me of the pain we … [Read More...]

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Vanderpump Rules: Tom’s Apology Video Made Me Deny Citizenship

*Picture Chosen on Purpose The "I'm Embarrassed For You" Fight:  This was one high-hat and 808 from turning into a breakdance fight.  I'm surprised there weren't toy knives and leather jackets with spikes on the shoulder pads.  Luckily, Tom was … [Read More...]

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Holiday Palooza 2014!

  Well happy holidays!  As many of you know by now I've been working on a new project (in addition to IBBB...I'll never leave) with 2 other folks called Brostrick.com.  We cover a wide (w-i-d-e) variety of topics like fun viral news stories, … [Read More...]

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12 Things We Must Discuss From the Vanderpump Rules Premiere

Vanderpump Rules is back! I don't care how much of it is fake and how much of it is real because, to me it's pretty much like a continuation of The Hills, but with the innocence of Laguna Beach.  Also, I don't know what that means.  Either way, if … [Read More...]

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Presenting: Gia’s Music Video (aka This Ain’t Endin’ Well)

In "I can't" news, Gia (z-snap) has officially launched her music career. Apparently she's part of a girl group called 3KT. Technically I think it should be called "3 Gia's Gyratin'" but that's just me spitballing some ideas at this point. It could … [Read More...]

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Teresa and Joe’s Sentencing…as Told by RHONJ Teresa Gifs!

1. When I woke up and remembered sentencing started at 10am, I opened up every piece of social media and was like... 2.  And then I waited...and waited.  And then waited some more.  Then I waited again and was like... 3.  Then I read the … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Recap: Who Wins Jace?

Teen Mom season finale time! Drink every time Jace flinches at the sound of voices. #TeenMom #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) October 2, 2014 Vee and Jo should keep talking so Issac can finish climbing that tree by himself and hijinks can ensue … [Read More...]