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Teen Mom OG Recap: Presenting 6″ Eyelash Portwood

I missed the live Tweeting of Teen Mom last night since I was flying the friendly skies and getting back from a much needed vacation. But if it's one thing I do know (besides Spanish now) it's that nothing brings the country back together quite like the new season on Teen Mom OG (which stands, I'm assuming for 'Overweight Gary').  I jest.  He is, of course, slim pickins. Here's what I'm ba da … [Read the Rest...]

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RHOBH Recap: Table Flip 2.0

Was anyone else as psyched as me to get to this episode finally?!  If you answered "yes" then I look forward to seeing you in the losers meeting this coming Friday. … [Read More...]

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RHOBH Recap: The Pointless Scavenger Hunt to Amsterdam

I'm not going to lie.  I barely understood what this episode was about.  I feel like the producers drank an entire bottle of bourbon and then just started piecing … [Read More...]

Yesterday’s Trash


RHOBH Recap: Real Housewives of the Stranger at the Pentagon

Is it wrong to say that even though Kim may be on a substance...or off a substance...or even under a substance...she still looks good. In fact, I'd wager a bet to say that this is the best she's looked since this pesky little show started. … [Read More...]


#RHOBH Recap: The Lurker in the Garage

As long as there's a chance that Kim is doing dismounts off her wagon, I'll be here to recap this junk again.  As soon as she goes on the straight and narrow I'll reevaluate my life in its entirety.  This week we continue on with the poker fight from … [Read More...]

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RHOBH Recap: Kim is Ornery…Ornery Sauced.

Well look at us.  Back together.  For the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  Now I haven't recapped a RHOBH episode in a while as I had a firm stance on the show not being worth while anymore once Kim sobered up.  Personally, I feel like a life of … [Read More...]


Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Case of the Miami Bachelorette Party and NYPD Blue Ass Shots

Everyone make sure your have a direct line to your local clinic because it's time for Scheanna's bachelorette party in Miami!  Super original.  The only cliche missing from this trip was a stopover at Planet Hollywood for a sampling of Demi Moore's … [Read More...]


Vanderpump Rules Recap: Second Verse Same as the First

It's another week of The Hills Reunion and I couldn't be happier.  Eh, I could be happier if Elodie Otto stopped on by to knock some sense into these chumps like she did with Heidi circa 2008, but I digress.  This week all the guys will be playing … [Read More...]


Vanderpump Rules: Katie’s Motorboating Her Way Into America’s Heart

Some people ask me how I can watch Vanderpump Rules every week.  I usually reply with any of the following: You don’t know me! I don’t go to your job at Fashion Bug and knock the clearance rack outta your hands Because the Pilgrims fought … [Read More...]


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: It’s 2014. Stop Calling it a “White Party”

Thanks to all who joined me for a little live-tweeting of the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  And a special thank you to Andy Cohen who retweeted me during said event.  And by "Andy Cohen" I of course mean "his assistant who … [Read More...]


Vanderpump Rules Recap: When Everyone Gets Suspended Over Sangria

Therapy Looks Fun:  There's so much going on in this episode and by that I really mean that Kristen continues her long march towards continuous self destruction.  Before we get to that, however, watching Jax go to "therapy" reminds me of the pain we … [Read More...]


Vanderpump Rules: Tom’s Apology Video Made Me Deny Citizenship

*Picture Chosen on Purpose The "I'm Embarrassed For You" Fight:  This was one high-hat and 808 from turning into a breakdance fight.  I'm surprised there weren't toy knives and leather jackets with spikes on the shoulder pads.  Luckily, Tom was … [Read More...]


Holiday Palooza 2014!

  Well happy holidays!  As many of you know by now I've been working on a new project (in addition to IBBB...I'll never leave) with 2 other folks called  We cover a wide (w-i-d-e) variety of topics like fun viral news stories, … [Read More...]


12 Things We Must Discuss From the Vanderpump Rules Premiere

Vanderpump Rules is back! I don't care how much of it is fake and how much of it is real because, to me it's pretty much like a continuation of The Hills, but with the innocence of Laguna Beach.  Also, I don't know what that means.  Either way, if … [Read More...]


Presenting: Gia’s Music Video (aka This Ain’t Endin’ Well)

In "I can't" news, Gia (z-snap) has officially launched her music career. Apparently she's part of a girl group called 3KT. Technically I think it should be called "3 Gia's Gyratin'" but that's just me spitballing some ideas at this point. It could … [Read More...]