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Teresa and Joe’s Sentencing…as Told by RHONJ Teresa Gifs!

1. When I woke up and remembered sentencing started at 10am, I opened up every piece of social media and was like... 2.  And then I waited...and waited.  And then waited some more.  Then I waited again and was like... 3.  Then I read the Tweet that Joe's sentencing was ready to begin and I was like... 4.  When everyone around me was trying to talk and ask me questions and I was … [Read the Rest...]

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Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Recap: Who Wins Jace?

Teen Mom season finale time! Drink every time Jace flinches at the sound of voices. #TeenMom #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) October 2, 2014 Vee and Jo should … [Read More...]

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Everything You Need to Know About the Ebola Virus…As Told By Oprah Gifs

Welcome to the United States...we have ebola! There's a lot I've been hearing about this insane virus, so what better way for us to really get our mind around this … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: Guess Who from Teen Mom Joined My Live-Tweet Recap?

I may or may not be drunk live tweeting Teen Mom. Join me? #TeenMom #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014 Even though Jenelle is due any day I think she can still fit in one last abortion! #TeenMom #TeenMom2— IBBB (@ibbb) … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Everyone Has Roid Rage

Almost time for Jenelle's baby shower. I'm guessing sliced Walmart deli meat, kool-aid and regret. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom— IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014 RT if you're following along with the IBBB live tweet. RT twice if that made … [Read More...]

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RHONJ Recap: Why Amber’s Crying May Impact Her Tomato Sauce Supply

We’re on Week 8 of “We Already Know You’re Going to Jail, We Just Want to Know for How Long.”  Even though RHONJ is taking a hit in the ratings I’m still on for 2 reasons.  (1) I want to see what the behind-the-scenes is really like and (2) I haven’t … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: 30 Reasons Why Barb is Yelling This Time

I'm ready to give some teenage mothers some attention. Whoever retweets me the most for next hour gets a special msg! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 4, 2014 Barb is back in blue! It's like olden days when Barb was slicin' deli … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: 30 Things You Missed Last Night

I'm ready to talk about non-teenage mothers in 4 minutes. #TeenMom #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 When Adam's in jail, drag racing takes on a whooooole new meaning #TeenMom #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 Chelsea … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: Suzi is BACK and Could Most Likely Go for a Sixer of Zima

Suzi is BACK this episode and I'm at exactly 4,000 followers. This is like when Jesus turned water into Zima Lite #TeenMom2 # MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) August 21, 2014 I'm glad Chelsea has her license so she can officially turn everyone in … [Read More...]

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RHONJ Recap: From Chicken Coops to Dunkin Donuts Shaming

If it’s one thing we can all relate to, it’s never humiliate someone enough that they’re embarrassed to show their spray-tanned face at the local Dunkin Donuts.  For those of you reading this in the parts of the world where Dunkin Donuts doesn’t … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: Leah is Almost Off Hard Drugs and 40 Other Tweets

Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in 15 minutes Retweet everything I write or the #terrorists win!— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014 I missed last week, but think I'm all caught up...Leah is addicted to Tums, right? #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) … [Read More...]

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Watch: Chrissy Teigen Drunk at the Dodgers Game is the Best Thing You’ll See Today

Whether she was drunk or not (hopefully yes?) Chrissy Teigen has won the Internet today because she was a brilliant mess when tossing out the first pitch at the Dodgers game last night.  A lot of people (read: sex spam bots on Myspace) are claiming … [Read More...]

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RHONJ Recap: The One Where Everyone Dresses Like Sluts and Pulls Hair

Well I'm officially back from vacation and am trying to remember how to type and form sentences so bear/bare/beer with me whilst I recover from numbing my brain with sun and booze.  Also, by the time I got back to my apartment my DVR was on fire. … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Nathan Drunk & Slurring is LIFE…and 44 Best Tweets of the Night

Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in under 1 hour. Let's tee-off on some white-trash-with-new-money! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014 Annnnnd well there's Nana Sandy! I's hears yous ain't goin' to school todays cuz yous hurtin'? #TeenMom2 … [Read More...]

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The One Thing You Missed from Teen Mom 2 Last Night

  ...Barb assaulting a random little boy with a slide and then laughing it off.  Whoopsie doops! Check out the 44 Best Tweets from last night's crapisode of Teen Mom 2 right here.  … [Read More...]