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Teen Mom Recap: I Mean, Who Doesn’t Have 7 Kids in 7 Different States?!

It's another victorious episode of Teen Mom and by "victorious" I mean, "35 minutes of commercials and two chronic ugly cries."  Let's dig into it.  Giggity. Farah - You know who loves her mother and father?  Farrah.  I know it's hard to see her love as her face is filled with poison and she suffers from a case of permanent duck lip, but she reaaaallly loves them and is overly respectful … [Read the Rest...]

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Teen Mom Recap: The Wedding of the Century

Catelynn - It's the day we've all been waiting for, I assume.  It's Cate and Tyler's wedding day!  Well, they have to have the rehearsal first.  It's at a castle. … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: So Many Ugly Cries So Little Time

More:  Like This Teen Mom Recap?  Join Me Here on Facebook! Farrah - Death is never an easy topic to discuss, but luckily for us fans of Ye Ole Teenage Mother we … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: Butch’s Extreme Hair Makeover

"White trash bus driver...Move That BUS!!!" Catelynn - As much as this show is about teenage mothers (?) let's all just admit it's really about Butch and company.  We're just two or three episodes into the new season and MTV has finally gotten it … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom OG Recap: The Butch is Back!

Well, well, well.  Well here we are again.  Looks like we all fell off the Teen Mom wagon and we come together to get the help we need.  Luckily IBBB is a trained professional who can get us through these difficult times.  I have no clue what I'm … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Season Finale: Can We Talk About Chasity?

Keep smiling, keep shining...knowing you can always count on my (oh for sure), 'cause that's what friends are for.  I can't believe it's the end of another season of Teen Mom 2.  It seems like this season just started 19 months ago and now look at … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: When Nathan Can’t Do Abs, Jenelle Goes to Jail

Ah young love! It’s so innocent and sweet. Remember when times were similar and you would drive around stalking your ex when they wouldn’t answer the phone? I’m sure you miss those days as much as you miss the results of how you look with braces and … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Sweet, Single and Sassy

You wanna know who’s doing soooo well lately?  Leah.  I know, I was as surprised as you.  She’s present, fresh as a daisy and looks very put together.  I, of course, am kidding.  She is hell on earth.  Per usual I think the biggest mistake MTV made … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Barb Has Had ENOUGH!

Remember when you were in high school and had to read a book and just bought the Cliff Notes and called it a day?  Well, welcome to my time machine because I’m currently traveling and so this will be the Cliff Huxtable Notes version of the Teen Mom 2 … [Read More...]

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Did Nathan Get Arrested on His Way to Work at Circuit City?

  Domestic violence is never funny....usually.  When we're talking about a couple of trash bags throwing haymakers over what I can only assume is awkward Myspace flirting with strangers, it's a little funny.  Someone pulled the gotcha-gotcha … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: Alarm Clocks ARE Tricky!

Welcome to another week of Teen Mom 2.  At this point I feel like we’re on episode 349, but that may just be me.  Here’s what I like best about Teen Mom 2:  I write about them on the regular and judge them like Judy, but you totally know they make … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Everyone Fights (Duh!)

Hey y'all it's time for another crapisode of "Teen Mom 2:  Now With More Commercials!"  Personally I love all the commercial breaks, as it provides me enough time to look out my window and ponder what it is I've actually done with my life to get me … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Takes a MUCH NEEDED Vacation

Is it just me or is it tough having Teen Mom 2 air on a Thursday night?  I'm tired by the end of the week and can barely stay up.  That could be because I'm over 85 years old, but let's not split the remaining hairs on my head.  Either way, we begin … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: The One With the Antique Vanity…For Some Reason

>> Follow Me on Facebook and Twitter << That's right folks, Teen Mom 2 is back!  I added the exclamation point because I'm trying to trick my mind into being excited about this.  Here's the thing, I thought this show had its "series … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom OG Reunion Part II: Get Your Team Farrah T-Shirts NOW!

Wipe your tears (and your bums) because it's officially the last episode of the season.  I know.  It's like a wise person once said; "You don't know what you've got til it's gone."  I mean, they really do pave paradise and put up a parking lot. … [Read More...]