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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Tells Jace the Tale of How Barb Became His Mother

Well folks, we're at yet another season finale for Teen Mom 2.  It seems like just 200 episodes ago the season started and now we're at the close.  While we're all shedding tears over that, it can only mean that Teen Mom OG must be right around the corner and we'll all be back together again before you know it! In the meantime, here's what and who went down last night: Jenelle - We're fresh off … [Read the Rest...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Barb Basically Is a Doctor

Jenelle - We're fresh off the showdown between David ('the worst boyfriend she's evvvah had!') and Barb (the wind beneath our wings) and this time around Jenelle … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Barb is Ready to Rumble

Welcome back folks!  We had a nice little break while I was away and then MTV showed a repeat the second week, which made my heart squeal with delight. I missed you … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Brings Out the Tears, Brings Out the Funk

Jenelle - Oh hi, Jenelle.  This week Jenelle gives a fully thought-out presentation to her lawyer on the 5 steps she's planning on taking to get Jace back.  I'm kidding, she basically tried to figure out ways to use her son to get criminal charges … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2 Recap: Leah’s Flirting Style Symbolizes the End of Days

Welcome back my friends of Ye Old Teenage Mother!  Let's recap our way to freedom... Jenelle -  Barb is such a barrel of laughs (and possible monkeys) in this episode.  She's so young and carefree.  I wonder if she's been contacted by Dancing With … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2: Jenelle’s 6 Minute Old Relationship Just Moved In

Jenelle - Oh hi, Jenelle.  Apparently I missed an episode or a season because after dating David for what seems like the in-between-time during The Walking Dead seasons, Jenelle asks him to move in with her.  Might as well just suction cup out your … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2: The One Where a Human Beaver Raises Leah’s Kids, Y’all!

Well here we are again.  It seems like just 7 days ago we all together.  Oh wait.  Math is tough.  Anyway let's just get right into it. Who fought?  Who lost their kids?  Who isn't a teen anymore?  I'll answer none of that and less. More:  35+ … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: The One Where Leah Just Needs a Little Siesta

  Leah - Welcome back to the crossover episode where Intervention meets Hoarders, you know, mixed in with a little Judge Judy of sorts, y'all!  In case you were wondering if Leah's kids were still hungry or thirsty from last episode...they … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2 Recap: Leah’s Kids are Already Over This Sh*t

Well, well, well.  Looks likes another season of Teen Mom 2 has snuck up on me.  I didn't even know it was back until I looked down at my DVR at 10pm and saw the red light was on.  I was like, what?  And then saw it was DVR'ing (or 'taping' as I … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: The One Where Farrah Learns How to Assault from Debra

After the flu last week, both Teen Mom and I are back!  And look at that...just in time for the season finale.  Ole! Farrah - Things are really looking like they're on the up and up for Farrah and Farrah's frozen face-o-horror.  First off, Simon … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: The One Where Baby Goop Gets in Trouble

Was my television possessed by el diablo last night?  There was only one commercial shown every 5 minutes and then the show ended at 10:40.  Personally I loved it.  Although I wet my pants twice due to lack of bathroom time. Either way, it was a real … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: I Mean, Who Doesn’t Have 7 Kids in 7 Different States?!

It's another victorious episode of Teen Mom and by "victorious" I mean, "35 minutes of commercials and two chronic ugly cries."  Let's dig into it.  Giggity. Farah - You know who loves her mother and father?  Farrah.  I know it's hard to see her … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: The Wedding of the Century

Catelynn - It's the day we've all been waiting for, I assume.  It's Cate and Tyler's wedding day!  Well, they have to have the rehearsal first.  It's at a castle.  Everyone is wearing shorts and tank tops of sorts.  The wind has been let out of … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: So Many Ugly Cries So Little Time

More:  Like This Teen Mom Recap?  Join Me Here on Facebook! Farrah - Death is never an easy topic to discuss, but luckily for us fans of Ye Ole Teenage Mother we get to chat about it typically upwards of 10 times per season and, well, last night … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: Butch’s Extreme Hair Makeover

"White trash bus driver...Move That BUS!!!" Catelynn - As much as this show is about teenage mothers (?) let's all just admit it's really about Butch and company.  We're just two or three episodes into the new season and MTV has finally gotten it … [Read More...]