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Teen Mom 2 Season Finale: Can We Talk About Chasity?

Keep smiling, keep shining...knowing you can always count on my (oh for sure), 'cause that's what friends are for.  I can't believe it's the end of another season of Teen Mom 2.  It seems like this season just started 19 months ago and now look at us!  We're saying goodbye.  But before we go let's not pretend that Leah's friend Chasity is not a thing.  Have I never been paying close enough … [Read the Rest...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: When Nathan Can’t Do Abs, Jenelle Goes to Jail

Ah young love! It’s so innocent and sweet. Remember when times were similar and you would drive around stalking your ex when they wouldn’t answer the phone? I’m sure … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Sweet, Single and Sassy

You wanna know who’s doing soooo well lately?  Leah.  I know, I was as surprised as you.  She’s present, fresh as a daisy and looks very put together.  I, of course, … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Barb Has Had ENOUGH!

Remember when you were in high school and had to read a book and just bought the Cliff Notes and called it a day?  Well, welcome to my time machine because I’m currently traveling and so this will be the Cliff Huxtable Notes version of the Teen Mom 2 … [Read More...]


Did Nathan Get Arrested on His Way to Work at Circuit City?

  Domestic violence is never funny....usually.  When we're talking about a couple of trash bags throwing haymakers over what I can only assume is awkward Myspace flirting with strangers, it's a little funny.  Someone pulled the gotcha-gotcha … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2: Alarm Clocks ARE Tricky!

Welcome to another week of Teen Mom 2.  At this point I feel like we’re on episode 349, but that may just be me.  Here’s what I like best about Teen Mom 2:  I write about them on the regular and judge them like Judy, but you totally know they make … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Everyone Fights (Duh!)

Hey y'all it's time for another crapisode of "Teen Mom 2:  Now With More Commercials!"  Personally I love all the commercial breaks, as it provides me enough time to look out my window and ponder what it is I've actually done with my life to get me … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Takes a MUCH NEEDED Vacation

Is it just me or is it tough having Teen Mom 2 air on a Thursday night?  I'm tired by the end of the week and can barely stay up.  That could be because I'm over 85 years old, but let's not split the remaining hairs on my head.  Either way, we begin … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: The One With the Antique Vanity…For Some Reason

>> Follow Me on Facebook and Twitter << That's right folks, Teen Mom 2 is back!  I added the exclamation point because I'm trying to trick my mind into being excited about this.  Here's the thing, I thought this show had its "series … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom OG Reunion Part II: Get Your Team Farrah T-Shirts NOW!

Wipe your tears (and your bums) because it's officially the last episode of the season.  I know.  It's like a wise person once said; "You don't know what you've got til it's gone."  I mean, they really do pave paradise and put up a parking lot. … [Read More...]


Teen Mom OG Reunion Part One: Amber Gets Off the Couch

Just once I want the Teen Mom reunion to be like a Real Housewives reunion.  And by that I mean I want to see Dr. Drew in a prom gown.  I jest.  We all know that Dr Drew's body rejects any outfit that isn't a t-shirt and a blazer.  He's basically a … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Season Finale: When Baby Goop Turns the Tables on Farrah

Well folks we finally made it.  It's the end of the first season of Teen Mom OG (the "OG" of course standing for "Oh God Why Are There so Many Commercials?!"  The "WTASMC" are all silent).  Because it's the season finale everything was wrapped up … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: Fat Shaming and Busted Knuckles and Tomato Sauce Sales…Oh My!

You know who has a loving aura around her?  Farrah.  Between her sweet-as-pie face and the way she honors her mother on a regular basis, well, I hope we all have 10 kids just like her.  She's like the "I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke" commercial of … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: So Amber Got Engaged or Whatever

Are we already almost done with the season because it seems like they packed 25 things into this one episode...and by that I mean, Amber went from 0 to 60 mph in 2.2 seconds and everyone else was a snooze.  I assume this episode would begin with … [Read More...]


Teen Mom Recap: The One Where Amber Stars in “Good Will Hunting 2”

I don't want to oversell this, but this is probably the best episode of Teen Mom since the one where we watched Debra pick up trash on the side of the highway with a trashclaw sporting one of those bright orange reflector vests like she was part of a … [Read More...]