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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Brings Out the Tears, Brings Out the Funk

Jenelle - Oh hi, Jenelle.  This week Jenelle gives a fully thought-out presentation to her lawyer on the 5 steps she's planning on taking to get Jace back.  I'm kidding, she basically tried to figure out ways to use her son to get criminal charges dropped against her so she can get into that glorious surgical tech school she won't shut up about.  This plan includes having a televised sit-down with … [Read the Rest...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Leah’s Flirting Style Symbolizes the End of Days

Welcome back my friends of Ye Old Teenage Mother!  Let's recap our way to freedom... Jenelle -  Barb is such a barrel of laughs (and possible monkeys) in this … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: Jenelle’s 6 Minute Old Relationship Just Moved In

Jenelle - Oh hi, Jenelle.  Apparently I missed an episode or a season because after dating David for what seems like the in-between-time during The Walking Dead … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: The One Where a Human Beaver Raises Leah’s Kids, Y’all!

Well here we are again.  It seems like just 7 days ago we all together.  Oh wait.  Math is tough.  Anyway let's just get right into it. Who fought?  Who lost their kids?  Who isn't a teen anymore?  I'll answer none of that and less. More:  35+ … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2: The One Where Leah Just Needs a Little Siesta

  Leah - Welcome back to the crossover episode where Intervention meets Hoarders, you know, mixed in with a little Judge Judy of sorts, y'all!  In case you were wondering if Leah's kids were still hungry or thirsty from last episode...they … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Leah’s Kids are Already Over This Sh*t

Well, well, well.  Looks likes another season of Teen Mom 2 has snuck up on me.  I didn't even know it was back until I looked down at my DVR at 10pm and saw the red light was on.  I was like, what?  And then saw it was DVR'ing (or 'taping' as I … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: The One Where Farrah Learns How to Assault from Debra

After the flu last week, both Teen Mom and I are back!  And look at that...just in time for the season finale.  Ole! Farrah - Things are really looking like they're on the up and up for Farrah and Farrah's frozen face-o-horror.  First off, Simon … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: The One Where Baby Goop Gets in Trouble

Was my television possessed by el diablo last night?  There was only one commercial shown every 5 minutes and then the show ended at 10:40.  Personally I loved it.  Although I wet my pants twice due to lack of bathroom time. Either way, it was a real … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: I Mean, Who Doesn’t Have 7 Kids in 7 Different States?!

It's another victorious episode of Teen Mom and by "victorious" I mean, "35 minutes of commercials and two chronic ugly cries."  Let's dig into it.  Giggity. Farah - You know who loves her mother and father?  Farrah.  I know it's hard to see her … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: The Wedding of the Century

Catelynn - It's the day we've all been waiting for, I assume.  It's Cate and Tyler's wedding day!  Well, they have to have the rehearsal first.  It's at a castle.  Everyone is wearing shorts and tank tops of sorts.  The wind has been let out of … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: So Many Ugly Cries So Little Time

More:  Like This Teen Mom Recap?  Join Me Here on Facebook! Farrah - Death is never an easy topic to discuss, but luckily for us fans of Ye Ole Teenage Mother we get to chat about it typically upwards of 10 times per season and, well, last night … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom Recap: Butch’s Extreme Hair Makeover

"White trash bus driver...Move That BUS!!!" Catelynn - As much as this show is about teenage mothers (?) let's all just admit it's really about Butch and company.  We're just two or three episodes into the new season and MTV has finally gotten it … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom OG Recap: The Butch is Back!

Well, well, well.  Well here we are again.  Looks like we all fell off the Teen Mom wagon and we come together to get the help we need.  Luckily IBBB is a trained professional who can get us through these difficult times.  I have no clue what I'm … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Season Finale: Can We Talk About Chasity?

Keep smiling, keep shining...knowing you can always count on my (oh for sure), 'cause that's what friends are for.  I can't believe it's the end of another season of Teen Mom 2.  It seems like this season just started 19 months ago and now look at … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: When Nathan Can’t Do Abs, Jenelle Goes to Jail

Ah young love! It’s so innocent and sweet. Remember when times were similar and you would drive around stalking your ex when they wouldn’t answer the phone? I’m sure you miss those days as much as you miss the results of how you look with braces and … [Read More...]