Fresh From the Dumpster


But “Claw Machine” is Just Code for “Babysitter” in Nebraska, Y’all!

Things get real crazy in Nebraska, a state that up until about 25 minutes ago I was pretty sure was sold to northern Mexico after a deal gone bad between Lewis and Clark.  Perhaps I misinterpreted the teachings of my 6th grade Social Studies book.  Perhaps not.  Either way in Lincoln, Nebraska a 3 year old boy was frantically reported missing from his trailer home by his dumpster mother.  After … [Read the Rest...]

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Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Tweet Roundup

It's weird Tweeting Teen Mom when the sun is still out. Sun's out guns out actually means "get your gun" for Leah & Jeremy, yall! … [Read More...]

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Teen Mom 2 Recap: Please Tase Him, Bro!

30 minutes until the #TeenMom2 Live Tweet! Go tell your garbage bag friends to follow me! #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) April 9, 2014 Once again it's a … [Read More...]

Yesterday’s Trash


Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle’s 8th Pregnancy In Under 5 Episodes (Drink!)

Honeymooning in Philly for 2 days at the Ramada Inn is HOT! #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014 If Kail gives birth during the honeymoon will the motel charge her for two more occupants? #Math #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle and Nathan are the Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin of Our Generation

Kail wanted to not see Javi before the wedding b/c they're traditional. Just like showing up pregnant. It's in the Bible. #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014 Why is she nervous for the first kiss? Be worried you're … [Read More...]


Teen Mom 2 Recap: West Virginian Bacon Face Slaps

I missed last weeks Teen Mom. Is everyone still absolute garbage or did something change? #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB (@ibbb) March 19, 2014 Mmmm an aquarium wedding! I love smelling penguin sh*t whilst reading vows #TeenMom2 #MTV— IBBB … [Read More...]


9 Most Cringeworthy Moments of Farrah’s Music Video for “Blowin”

Farrah (from Teen Mom...not that you needed the reminder) just released a "music video" for her new single "Blowin'"  I mean.  I'd place quotes around this entire blog if I could.  Also don't think the irony between the fact that this is her "single" … [Read More...]


5 Best Earthquake Reactions from KTLA News Anchors

Happy St. Patrick's Day!  What better way to celebrate than with the news anchors of KTLA freaking. the. f**k. out. on-air as a 4.4 earthquake hits LA.  Sure if it was me I'd use the other anchor as a human shield and then sh*t my pants whilst in the … [Read More...]


Heading to SXSW…

Well folks I'm heading to sunny (ish) Austin, TX for SXSW.  I may or may not be hunting Lohan.  If you see me in Texas feel free to stop on by and buy me several drinks.  Unless I get discovered I'll be back next week, sadly, after Teen Mom.  Follow … [Read More...]


11 Slogans Boston’s MBTA Should Start Using After The Ruling That ‘Upskirting’ Was Legal

I may have lived in NYC for the past 7 years, but I’m a Boston guy through and through (read: slightly douchetastic). Just when I thought I couldn’t love Boston anymore, I recently learned that Massachusetts highest court announced that “Upskirting: … [Read More...]